Bitchin' in The Kitchen

Ellen's Chicken Tortilla Soup

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:22:01 GMT

1 1/2 lbs. boneless, skinless chicken breast (shredded)
1 10oz jar enchilada sauce
1 14oz. can whole tomatoes
1 4oz. can chopped green chiles
1 package of frozen corn
1 large chopped red onion
2 cloves garlic
2 cups of water
1 14oz. can chicken broth
1 tsp. chili powder
1 tsp. cayenne pepper
1 tsp. cumin
1 tsp. salt
Some freshly ground black pepper
1 bay leaf

I make mine in my Crockpot. I just simply add all of the ingredients and let it simmer on low for 6-7 hours. As far as the chicken goes, I put the chicken breasts in the Crockpot whole and then after a few hours, I take them each out individually and shred them using two forks, then I stir the shredded chicken into the soup mix in the Crockpot.

I eat it with tortilla chips, but some times I just take some round tortilla shells and slice them into strips. I then fry the strips in a large frying pan in some canola oil, then once they are brown and crispy I drain them on a paper towel and top the soup bowls with the tortilla strips.

Baked Ziti Ellen-Style

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:29:41 GMT

I am LOVING the weird mixture of autumn and winter that Philly is getting lately. For whatever odd reason, autumn kind of completely skipped Philly this year and instead decided to give us a hybrid of autumn/winter --- something I like to refer to as Auter or Wintumn.

Auter.... or Wintumn has thus far consisted of overcast skies without the rain (my favorite kind of skies), dry, cold air that energizes my whole system, and weather perfect for layering all of my favorite clothes. I also got to break out the fingerless gloves (my favorite kind of gloves) and my fancy hat!

This weather also motivates me to cook like a madwoman and feed the people that I love. Yesterday, I decided to dig for a baked ziti recipe online, as I lost the one I used to have. I found one on www.allrecipes.com, but after reading through it I decided that it needed some Ellen-ifying --- some tweeking, if you will.

The Ellen-ified recipe came out to be the best baked ziti I have ever made. I was able to feed myself, Jim, my sister, and her boyfriend and each person received massive, comfort food portions. I decided to post my recipe below. ENJOY!

Baked Ziti Ellen-Style:

1 16oz. box of ziti pasta

15 oz. ricotta cheese

1 lb. shredded mozzarella cheese (I tweeked this and used an Italian three-cheese blend instead. It had much more flavor.)

1 egg, beaten

5 cloves of garlic, minced (I like garlic. You can use less if you want.)

1 1/2 jars spaghetti sauce (I used tomato, onion, and garlic sauce. You can use less sauce or more sauce depending on what you like.)

1 small chopped red onion, sauteed in olive oil

1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese

1/4 cup Italian-style breadcrumbs

As much of the following as your little heart desires ---

Parsley

Oregano

Basil

Freshly crushed black pepper

Preheat your oven to 375 degrees. Cook your ziti noodles in a pot of salted, boiling water for about 8 minutes or until they're al dente. In a large bowl, mix your ziti, ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, onions, garlic, egg, and about 3/4 of one of the jars of spaghetti sauce. Also add your spices. Stir everything together very well.

Grease a 9x13 inch baking pan and scoop your mixture from the bowl into the pan. Press it down lightly so that you have a nice, even layer on top to pour more sauce over. Top with the remaining spaghetti sauce. In a small bowl, mix together breadcrumbs and parmesan cheese. Sprinkle this mixture over the top layer of sauce.

Bake for 30 minutes in your 375 degree oven. Let it sit for about 15 minutes before serving.

I made a simple side salad with cucumbers, tomatos, carrots, and iceberg lettuce for the side. For the dressing, I mixed some olive oil with some balsamic vinegar and added about 1/4 tsp. of sugar, a pinch of salt, a pinch of freshly ground black pepper, and about 1/2 tsp of grated parm cheese to it and stirred it very well. This is actually my favorite dressing (courtesy of Emily.)

Ellen's Crap-Ass Weather Chicken Chili

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:28:25 GMT

So, I woke up this morning around 7:30am and realized that just like yesterday --- It was raining outside. I hate nothing more than soggy weather and I refuse to go outside in it if I don't absolutely have to. I actually wasn't too disappointed today because I didn't have any solid plans, so after sending Jim off to work & school with a cornbread muffin and a banana, I decided to make another Crockpot full of something that would warm my tummy on this crap-ass day. I went to the store and gathered ingredients for a hearty chicken chili. It's still simmering in the Crockpot, so I decided to post the recipe. This recipe makes enough chili to feed an army, so you will have enough to share with friends:

Broadzilla's Crap-Ass Weather Chicken Chili:

About 1.5 lbs. of boneless, skinless chicken breast, shredded
1 can of white corn or hominy (you can use either)
1 15oz. can of Great Northerm beans
1 15oz. can of garbanzo beans
1.5 (15 oz.) cans of chicken broth
2 10 3/4oz. cans of Campbell's cream of chicken soup
1 4.5 oz. can of chopped green chiles
1 medium red onion, chopped
1 jalepeno pepper, minced
1 red bell pepper, chopped
1/4 cup of taco seasoning or 1 package of taco seasoning
1 tsp. chili powder
1 tsp. cumin
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper
1/2 tsp. Adobo seasoning
1/2 cup of sour cream

As Crockpot recipes go, just dump all of your ingredients inside of it and let it simmer for 6-8 hours on the low setting. Stir regularly. Stir in the sour cream just before you're ready to serve the chili. This stuff makes your home smell like Mexico. I wouldn't have it any other way!

I also picked up my sticks and started the knitting season off with a BANG! Soon to come... earwarmer/headband thing-a-ma-bobs. We'll see how this turns out...

Ellen's Non-Recipe Mac n' Cheese Recipe

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:27:39 GMT

Last night, Jim and I had the pleasure of hanging out with our good budz, Dave n' Catherine, and eating yummy, homemade food on a crap-ass weather Sunday.

broadzilla's Blog Thought on The Side: (And hey, Philly --- What is up with all the crap-ass weather Sundays you've been giving us lately?! Oh sure, it's given me a great opportunity to cook and bake my brains out but I'd like to do some fun outdoor activities as well without getting spritzed all over by the sky. Thanx.)

Dave n' Catherine made vegetarian "meat"ball hoagies, and I decided to try my hand at a different, fancier twist on mac n' cheese. Normally, I use a recipe as a reference when making anything. I tend to not follow the recipe exactly and just wind up adding or deleting things from the recipe to what suits my taste and (hopefully) the tastes of others. This time, I used no recipe and totally winged it and shockingly, the mac n' cheese came out tasting fantastic! I decided to do my best at typing up the "recipe" that I used, because I basically just threw a bunch of stuff into a pot and then tossed it in the oven. This dish was such perfect comfort food that I had to share it with my friends, so here it is:

Ellen's Spicy Mac n' Cheese Non-Recipe

1/2 of a box of rotini pasta
1/2 of a box of gemelli pasta
A little over 1 1/2 cup of shredded jalepeno jack cheese
2 cups of sharp cheddar cheese
About two standard-sized coffee mugs of milk
A little less than 1/2 cup of butter
About 1/3 cup of flour
Salt n' pepper to taste

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Cook your rotini and gemelli until the noodles are al dente. While your noodles are cooking, prepare your cheese sauce by first melting your butter in a pan. Once your butter is melted, gradually whisk in about half of your flour. Once mixed, add the milk. Continue stirring these ingredients together until the mixture begins to simmer, then gradually stir in your cheese. The sauce will thicken as you are stirring it, but if you feel that it needs to be thicker, gradually add your remaining flour until it reaches the thickness and consistency where you want it to be.

Drain your noodles well. Once your cheese sauce is piping hot and the cheese is completely melted, throw your noodles back into the pot they were cooked in and gradually dump your cheese sauce over your noodles while stirring the sauce and pasta together. Add as much salt n' pepper as you'd like.

Once everything is mixed, evenly spread it into a 9 X 13 inch baking dish. Shred a bit more of either or both cheeses over the top. Bake for 25 minutes in your 350 degree oven.

There you have it!

Ellen's Pumpkin-Nut Bread

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:03:36 GMT

I made this for a potluck at work two days ago and it went over quite well --- so well that I sent some friends home with extra pieces of bread and I handed out the recipe to another good friend who asked me for it. Here's the recipe for all of you!

You will need…

3 cups flour

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

1 tbsp cinnamon (I don’t follow this part of the recipe. I like to use lots of cinnamon so I use a LITTLE less than a tablespoon and a half of cinnamon. I don’t even measure it out.)

2 cups of sugar

2 cups of canned pumpkin

4 eggs, beaten

1 ¼ cups of cooking oil

1 cup of chopped walnuts

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour two loaf pans. Mix all of your dry ingredients together in a big bowl, then set it aside. Grab another bowl and mix together your pumpkin, eggs, oil and nuts. Combine both mixtures and blend thoroughly. Pour your mixture into your two loaf pans and pop them into the oven. Bake at 350 degrees for one hour.

There ya go! ENJOY! J

Ellen's Spicy Peanut Thai Creation

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:43:27 GMT

I have really been in the mood for Chinese and Thai food lately. However, a few months back I read an article that reported on the nutritional facts of Americanized Chinese and Thai food and it scared me off of Americanized Asian food for the rest of my life (of course with the exception of sushi). I was craving an Asian noodle dish, but didn't want to order greasy noodles from the local Chinese delivery place, so I decided to concoct my own. The only thing that I would do differently the next time I make this dish is to cook my noodles beforehand (that afternoon, the night before, whatever --- and storing them in the fridge until I make this meal.). Between cooking the noodles, frying the tofu, and chopping and sauteing the veggies there was just too much going on at once last night. Here's what you'll need:

About half a box of whole wheat spaghetti noodles
One package of extra firm tofu that has been frozen, then thawed, drained, and sliced into little bite-sized squares
Half of one chopped red bell pepper
Two big handfuls of bagged, premade cole slaw mix
About one and a half handfuls of peanuts
Two big handfuls of sliced mushrooms
Some peanut sauce (you can make your own but I didn't have the time to do that last night, so I just used House of Tsang's Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce)
Some crushed red pepper, as much as you like depending on taste
Some wok oil

1.) Bring a big pot of water to a boil. Add a little oil and then your spaghetti noodles. Allow them to cook until they're al dente. Drain them and keep them in a colander until they are ready to be stir-fried up with the rest of this goodness.

2.) In a wok, heat your wok oil over medium/high heat. Make sure you use enough oil to coat the bottom of the wok. Once it is nice and hot, add your tofu. Fry your tofu in the wok oil until it is light brown and crispy on the outside.

3.) Add your chopped red pepper. Saute it for about two minutes. Then add your peanuts. You will not need to add anymore wok oil to your pan because the peanuts will produce some extra natural oil for your stir-frying. Then add your mushrooms. Saute those for about two minutes. Finally, add your handfuls of cole slaw mix.

4.) Sprinkle as much peanut sauce over your tofu and veggies as you want, but don't drown them in the sauce. You want everything to simply be evenly coated. Once the tofu and veggies are all mixed together, add your noodles, more peanut sauce until the noodles are coated, and as much crushed red pepper as you like. I love spicy food so I add a lot.

Mix everything together well and keep stir-frying everything together for a few more minutes until everything is piping hot and evenly coated in tasty peanut and spicy goodness. Grab a bowl, some chop sticks, and chow down!

Ellen's "Better Than Your High School Cafeteria" Pizza Burgers

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:26:37 GMT

I made these for Jim and I last night because I had a craving for some little kid food. My sister and I both went to a Catholic grade school and I used to go crazy for the pizza burgs that they served in the cafeteria. In retrospect, who knows what kind of mystery food was used in their pizza burgers. My pizza burgers, on the other hand, are just fucking SCRUMPTIOUS and cheesy as all hell. To make these monster-sized pizza burgs, you will need:

2 large kaiser rolls, preferably from a bakery or just bought from the bakery at your local grocery store
Two and a half big handfuls of EXTRA LEAN ground beef
Three pieces of white American cheese
About half of a jar of your favorite marinara sauce
Some shredded cheddar cheese
Some shredded mozzerella cheese

First, preheat your oven to 375 degrees.
In a large skillet that's been heated over medium heat (don't use any oil. The meat is greasy enough), crumble your ground beef and allow it to brown, crumbling it with your spatula as it cooks. Once it is browned, drain the grease. Since you are using extra lean ground beef, you will only have a very little bit of grease. Add your marinara sauce to the meat. You do not want your meat sitting in a pool of sauce. You want it to be a nice equal consistency of meat and sauce so that the mixture is allowed to thicken. Simmer the meat and sauce over medium heat for about 5 minutes. Keep stirring. Tear apart your pieces of American cheese and stir the pieces into the meat sauce mixture. Turn the heat down to low and keep stirring until all of the cheese is melted. Remove the mixture from the heat. This will allow the sauce to thicken. Let sit for about five minutes.

Split your kaiser rolls apart with a knife and lay them cut-side up on a baking sheet. Stir your thickened cheese and meat sauce mixture and scoop into heaping helpings on the rolls. Finish them off by sprinkling them with a bit of cheddar and mozzerella cheese on top. Put in your 375 degree oven and allow them to cook for 15 minutes. Remove from the oven and chow down on your pizza burgs!

Ellen's Creamy Spicy Pasta

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:37:34 GMT

This is one of my signature pasta dishes. When I say "signature" I mean "totally ghetto". But you would never know that everything in this recipe is premade/store-bought because it is seriously (maybe) the best pasta dish that you will ever eat. Now that's a spicy meat-a-ball!!!!!!!

Here is the recipe for the pasta dish I made last night. I made this once before and used penne pasta. I used vermicelli pasta last night and it turned out just as delicious, so use whatever kind of pasta you want.

You will need:

One box of your favorite pasta

Two cans of artichoke hearts (the ACME brand are only $1.99 and they are just as good as a name brand, which can cost you double)

One big package of sliced mushrooms

One large jar of your favorite tomato spaghetti sauce (I use tomato and garlic sauce.)

One jar of Ragu alfredo sauce (the jar is really small – Much smaller than the jar of tomato sauce you should use.)

Five cloves of fresh garlic, pressed (chopped or grated would work, too. I just have the press so it makes it easy.)

Some olive oil

Some dried basil (to taste)

Some dried oregano (to taste)

Some crushed red pepper flakes (to taste)

First, bring a big pot of water to a boil and add your pasta with a little olive oil so the noodles don’t stick together. While your pasta is cooking, heat a little olive oil in a large skillet and add your garlic. Sautee it up until it starts to turn golden-brown. Add your artichoke hearts and split them apart with your spatula. Let them simmer and stir in your oregano and basil. Then add your mushrooms. Let everything sauté. Keep an eye on your pasta while cooking your veggies. Once your pasta is done and your veggies are simmering on very low heat, drain your pasta and keep it in your colander. Mix your sauces together very well in the empty pasta pot. Let the sauce simmer on medium heat and keep stirring. Add your crushed red pepper and keep stirring until the sauce starts to bubble. Then dump your veggies into the sauce and stir it very well. Then add your pasta, stir until the pasta is saturated in the delicious sauce/veggie mixture! Keep stirring on low heat until it is piping hot and then serve it up!

It would also be delicious with grilled chicken!

It is super easy and SUPER cheap to make. It also makes a TON. Seriously, Jim and I are going to have leftovers for the next two days at least.

Mama Emily's Pasta Recipe

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:35:40 GMT

This recipe is from none other than the tiniest Metro sister, Emily. Emily is also quite talented when it comes to tossing together delectable treats and this pasta dish is one of them!

One box of your favorite pasta (I always used linguini)
One jar of your favorite pasta sauce (I used TJ’s Garlic and Basil Marinara) SO GOOD!
½ of a red bell pepper
½ of a green bell pepper
1 jalapeño pepper
½ red onion
2-3 Roma tomatoes
Some olive oil
Basil
Oregano
Salt and pepper
Crushed red pepper
Garlic (crushed cloves or garlic powder)

And if you wanna be saucy about it:

Grill up a whole chicken breast. Make sure you get all of the fat off beforehand. Rub a LITTLE bit of the Asian garlic crushed red pepper sauce on the outside of the chicken breast, some basil, salt and pepper and grill it up SLOWLY until it’s tender on the inside, but grilled on the outside so it gives it a nice texture with the soft pasta.

When you turn on the gas to heat up the water, start Slowly grilling your chicken making sure it doesn’t get seared too quickly. You should also be dicing your peppers, onion, and tomatoes at this time. Do not get rid of the inside of the tomato because that will combine with the sauce. Put some olive oil in the water for the pasta. When the water starts boiling, add your pasta. In a separate smaller pan, add a tiny bit of olive oil and water, your chopped peppers, onion, and tomatoes with some basil, salt, pepper, and oregano. Mix that all together and cook at a very low heat. To make the chicken grilled on the outside, put the lid of a pan on top of it to trap the air. Once the chicken is done, put it on a cutting board and cut it into strips. Once your pasta is done, drain it in a colander, put enough pasta sauce on the bottom of the pot your pasta was cooking in, add some basil, garlic, oregano, and crushed red pepper, your chicken, and then re-add the cooked pasta. Mix it all together and get yo’self some BREAD!

So GOOD I want it right now! I just seriously made myself hungry. J

Natalie's Pumpkin Bisque

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:33:04 GMT

My good friend Natalie threw a Fall Feast at her home this past Saturday and I must say that it was the gala event of the year. There was talk of Cat-a-holics, a crunk sing-a-long, and much devouring of delicious food. This soup was one of the yummiest things my tummy has ever had:

1-1/2 teaspoons dried ground small red chiles such as Piquins (I used chili powder because I'm a spicy-food wimp)
1 large onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1 tablespoon butter or margarine
1 16-ounce can pumpkin puree
4 cups broth (chicken or vegetable)
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
1/2 teaspoon sugar
1 cup half-and-half or light cream
1/4 cup dry sherry
grated nutmeg

Instructions!

Sauté the onion and garlic in the butter until they are soft and transparent.

Add the pumpkin, stock, chili pepper, ground pepper, allspice, sugar, and sherry. Bring to a boil and cover. Reduce heat and simmer the soup for 30 minutes. Whisk until very smooth. Add the half-and-half, and simmer until heated through. Garnish with the nutmeg and serve.

This soup can be served either hot or cold.

Makes 4 servings.. or 1 serving, depending on how hungry you are ;)

Amber's Watermelon, Feta, and Black Olive Salad

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:38:10 GMT

My friend, Amber, who reps the Dirty South in the ATL just sent me this Oprah recipe, so we're totally ripping it off and renaming it as AMBER'S!

AMBER'S WATERMELON, FETA, AND BLACK OLIVE SALAD

1 small red onion, halved and sliced into thin half-moons
Juice of 2 limes, plus more to taste
3 1/2 pounds sweet, ripe watermelon, cut from rind and seeded
9 ounces feta cheese
1 bunch fresh flat-leaf parsley
1 small bunch fresh mint, chopped
3 to 4 Tbsp. extra-virgin olive oil
1/2 cup pitted black olives (preferably Kalamata)
Freshly ground black pepper

Place onion in a small bowl. Add lime juice and allow to steep.

Cut watermelon into approximately 1 3/4 inch triangular pieces (1/4-inch thick). Cut feta into similarly sized pieces and place in a large, wide, shallow bowl with watermelon. Tear off parsley leaves and add to bowl along with chopped mint.

Add onion, along with juices, to salad bowl. Add oil and olives; then, using your hands, toss salad very gently so that feta and melon chunks don't lose their shape. Add a good grinding of black pepper, and add lime juice to taste.

Janel's Fried Green BLTs

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:33:53 GMT

My friend, Janel, just sent me this recipe. Now I can't wait to try my hand at some urban gardening so I can cook up some yummy garden tomatoes!

Ellen, I made these on friday with tomatoes from our garden and they were so delicious! feel free to add to your blog...

FRIED GREEN BLTs

*A few slices of any kind of bacon (veggie, turkey or the real deal) cooked crispy
*Your preference of lettuce
*4 slices of good bread (best from your corner bakery)
*3 Tablespoons of mayonaise (or vegan-aise, if that's how you do)
*Fresh cracked pepper to taste
*3 or 4 leaves of fresh basil, chopped
*Fried green tomatoes (see below for recipe)
*A few Tablespoons of olive oil
*OPTIONAL: cheese

Mix mayo, pepper and basil in a bowl and set aside in the fridge. Heat skillet or griddle to medium-high. Assemble bread, tomatoes, bacon and cheese (if using) into a sandwich, and drizzle olive oil on each side. Heat both sides in a pan the same way you would make a grilled cheese sandwich. When both sides are golden brown, remove from heat, add lettuce and spread mayo mixture on inside of the sandwich.

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
*2 green tomatoes from your garden (or friend's garden). Make sure they are at full size and just about to turn color. Cut into 1/4 inch slices.
*Salt
*About 3/4 cup of seasoned breadcrumbs
*1 egg, beaten (or 1/4 cup egg substitute)
*1/4 cup your preference of milk
*Vegetable oil for frying

Salt both sides of the tomato slices, arrange them in one layer in a colander and let them stand for about 20 minutes. This draws the moisture from the tomatoes. Preheat oven to 350. Heat about 1/4 inch of oil in a skillet on medium-high heat. While that's going on, mix the egg and milk together in one bowl, and put your breadcrumbs in another bowl. When the oil is hot, dip individual slices in the egg mixture, then coat with the breadcrumbs and place into the oil. You'll probably have to manage these at about 3 or 4 slices at a time to get them nice and golden brown on each side. Place tomatoes on a draining cloth or paper towel when finished frying. Then, arrange them on a baking sheet (no extra oil necessary) and bake them for about 5 minutes.

These are HUGE if you use long slices of bread, so they can be a meal for 2 in and of themselves. Or, if you're trying to feed 4 people, you can cut them in half and add a good side dish.

Kelly's Quick n' Easy Veggie Sandwich

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 19:18:17 GMT

My good friend, Kelly, just sent me this recipe straight from the 'Burgh! Kelly's no yinzer, though. She won't be piling any French fries and cole slaw on this sandwich! Thanks, Kelly!

Quick and Easy Veggie Sandwich

You will need:

* Yellow squash, eggplant, or zucchini for this recipe.

* Grill (george foreman will work just fine).

* Pure Olive Oil

* Wishbone Lite Basalmic and Basil Vinaigrette Dressing

* 1 Regular Sized Whole Wheat Pocket Bread (I love Father Sam's!)

* 1 Wheel of Mini Babybel Lite cheese

* Your favorite type of hummus

How to:

Cut 6-10 slices (quarter inch thickness) of your favorite veggie listed above.

Place all slices into a ziplock baggie (use the quart sizes).

Pour in 1 tablespoon of Pure Olive Oil and 4 tablespoons of Wishbone Lite Basalmic and Basil Vinaigrette Dressing.

Seal up bag and shake for about a minute. You want all the dressing to soak into your veggies.

Once your grill is heated, place all slices on the grill for about 4-5 minutes, or until they are golden brown.

While you are waiting,slice your pocket bread in half. Cut up your babybel cheese into little pieces and cover one side of your pocket bread and spread your favorite type of hummus on the other side of the pocket bread.

When your veggies are ready, place as many as will fit on top of the cheese. Place the whole sandwich on the grill for 2-3 minutes.

Cut in half, let cool, and serve!

Steph's Sweet and Sour Seitan

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 19:11:40 GMT

Sweet and Sour Seitan

2 teaspoons canola oil

1 pound chicken style seitan

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 large bell pepper, cut in strips

1 large onion, chopped

1 (20 ounce) can pineapple chunks with juice

1 cup pineapple juice

1/3 cup brown sugar

1/4 cup cider vinegar

2 1/2 tablespoons soy sauce

2 tablespoons cornstarch

Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the chicken style seitan, and cook until browned, stirring occasionally. Add the bell pepper, onion, and garlic. Cook and stir until tender, but still crisp.

Stir in the pineapple juice, brown sugar, vinegar, soy sauce and cornstarch. Reduce heat to low; cook and stir until thickened. Mix in the pineapple chunks just before serving.

I also brushed some pineapple rings with olive oil and grilled them on a George Foreman grill (ghetto style!!) and added them to the final dish. I served everything with brown rice, and it was awesome!!

Steph's Spicy Peanut Butter Noodles

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 19:11:03 GMT

Steph's Spicy Peanut Butter Noodles

In a medium sauce pot, start by sauteeing some minced garlic, scallions and a bit of grated ginger in shoyu (or soy sauce, if you don't have shoyu) and toasted sesame oil. Add some peanut butter (I use about 3 cups of the kind you grind yourself at whole foods or essene) and about half a cup of tahini. Add about a tablespoon of lemon juice and some chili sauce to taste (pretty much any kind of hot sauce you have/like will work, or skip it if you're not into spicy). Then have some water handy to add to the mixture (you can also use chicken/veg broth if you're so inclined). Stir continually over medium heat, adding as much water as necessary for it to become a think sauce-y consistency. Pour over some udon noodles. I like to refrigerate the noodles in the sauce for a few hours, and then when I'm ready to serve, I sautee some broccoli, red bell pepper, and bean sprouts in the wok, adding the pb noodles for a minute or two at the end to reheat. Garnish with scallions or more bean sprouts or toasted sesame seeds. Be creative! This is one of my favorite dishes--it's pretty hard to screw up!

Steph's DELICIOUS COOKIES!!!

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:26:59 GMT

Thanks, Steph! We need more cookie recipes up in this jawn! Fo' realz fo' realz. C.R.E.A.M. = COOKIES RULE EVERYTHING AROUND ME!!! :)

ok, now on to DELICIOUS COOKIES!!!!!!

this recipe makes about one million cookies. you might want to freeze some or make them for a party or just plan to eat cookies for every meal for a week.

1 cup softened butter

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar

2 eggs

2 1/2 tsp vanilla extract

2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

3/4 tsp salt

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

1 12. oz bag semisweet chips

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

In a large mixing bowl, cream together the butter, sugars, eggs and vanilla.

In another bowl, mix together the flour, salt, baking powder and baking soda.

Combine the wet and dry ingredients.

Stir in the chips.

With your fingers, place golf ball-sized dough portions 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet.

Bake for 9-10 minutes or just until edges are light brown.

It's really important that you don't over-bake these; their biggest appeal is that they're really soft and chewy.

It's tempting to leave them in, because they really don't look done after ten minutes, but they continue to cook after you take them out, and after a few minutes they firm up.

Steph's Portabello Patties

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:20:00 GMT

My friend, Steph, just sent me the following five recipes! All of them are vegetarian/vegan - friendly, so if you're ready to punch me in the face if I post another chicken-based recipe, relax those little furious fists of yours and think about all the head-exploding, psychotic fun you're going to have at the grocery store when you go to grab ingredients for these veggie-tastic treats! THANKS, STEPH!!

Steph's Portobello Patties (approximate recipe)

large portobello mushroom caps

olive oil

crumbled feta

several cloves of garlic, minced

red onion, minced

chopped fresh basil

dried rosemary

garlic salt

egg

plain breadcrumbs

clean mushrooms and chop into small cubes. add olive oil, minced garlic and onion, fresh basil, rosemary and salt. mix well (i like to mix this with my hands!!!!) mix in feta and taste. add any additional spices desired (i like to add dried red pepper flakes), and more salt than you probably think is necessary. finally add breadcrumbs, and egg (these will be the binding agents for the patties). mix everything together, then form patties by hand. pan fry in olive oil (or vegetable/canola oil). check the inside to be sure egg is cooked. throw those babies on a roll with some sliced avocado, romaine lettuce and a little balsamic vinaigrette. DELICIOUS!!!

Steph's Mango Curry Tempeh Salad (vegan)

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:19:21 GMT

Mango Curry Tempeh Salad (vegan)

1 pkg tempeh

1 tbsp soy sauce

1 cup mango

1/4 cup scallions

dressing:

3 tbsp nayo (can substitute non-vegan mayonnaise)

2 tsp curry powder

juice of 2 limes

2 tbsp cider vinegar

1 tsp sugar

1/2 tsp hot sauce

salt

tear tempeh into pieces. place in saucepan. cover with water and add soy sauce. cover and bring to boil. simmer for 15 minutes. drain tempeh and transfer to a cool bowl. whisk ingredients for dressing. add mango and scallions to tempeh. add dressing. mix well, cover and refrigerate. delicious for sandwiches!!!

Steph's Sun-dried Tomato Pesto

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:18:40 GMT

Sun Dried Tomato Pesto

1/2 cup tightly packed sundried tomatoes

1 cup water

1/4 cup almonds

2 cloves chopped garlic

2 tbsp olive oil

1/4 tsp salt

few dashes black pepper

1/4 cup chopped fresh basil

place tomatoes in a saucepan and cover with water. bring to a low boil then turn heat off and let soak for 15 minutes (until soft). grind almonds in blender or food processor. add sun dried tomatoes (with water), garlic, olive oil, salt, pepper and puree. transfer to bowl and stir in basil. it's best to refrigerate for a while before serving to let all the flavors gel. use as a spread for sandwiches, or serve with something else tasty (i used it with grilled polenta).

Steph's Vegan French Toast

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:17:59 GMT

Steph's Vegan French Toast (approximate recipe)

soymilk

bananas

orange juice

vanilla extract

cinnamon

tiny bit of nutmeg (optional)

throw some soymilk, bananas, oj, and about a tsp of vanilla into a blender or food processor. blend until the texture of a milkshake. add spices to taste. dip bread into mixture (i like brioche sliced thickly) and griddle it up!!!! top with whatever you like.

Steph's Maple Pecan French Toast (vegan)

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:16:27 GMT

Maple Pecan French Toast (vegan)

3/4 cup chopped pecans (toasted)

1&1/4 cups soymilk

4 oz soft silken tofu (drained)

1 tsp vanilla

3/4 cup maple syrup

place 1/4 cup paecans in blender. grind into powder. add soymilk, tofu, vanilla, and 1/4 cup of maple syrup. process until smooth. dip bread into mixture and griddle it up!!! use the leftover syrup and pecans for topping.

Ellen's "I Called Off Work and I'm Gonna Make a Quiche" Quiche

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 15:02:30 GMT

One day a while back, I randomly called off work because I knew before I even got out of bed that day that I wouldn't be able to tolerate the bullcrap that comes with working in an office on that particular day. So, I called off work and made the decision to make a HUGE meal for Jim and I. I went to the grocery store and bought ingredients to make enough food to feed an army. One of the things I made that day was this quiche:

Veggie Quiche:

1 tbsp. vegetable oil
1 onion, chopped
1 package of frozen, chopped spinach; thawed and drained
5 eggs, beaten
3 cups shredded Muenster cheese
1/4 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp ground black pepper

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease a 9-inch pie pan. Heat oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add onions and cook, stirring occasionally, until onions are soft. Stir in spinach and continue cooking until excess moisture has evaporated.

In a large bowl, combine eggs, cheese, salt, and pepper. Add spinach mixture and stir to blend. Scoop everything into the pie pan.

Bake until the eggs have set, which takes about a half hour. To make sure it's done, insert a toothpick into the middle. If it comes out clean your quiche is done. let it cool for about 10 minutes before serving. It goes great with a small green side salad.

Ellen's Chickpea and Tomato Toss

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:55:26 GMT

Chickpea and Tomato Toss

1 19oz. can of chickpeas
1 large tomato, chopped (remove as many of the seeds as you can as well.)
3 whole green onions, thinly sliced
2 tbsp. olive oil
1 tbsp. lemon juice
1 tsp. ground cumin
1/2 tsp. chili powder
1/4 tsp. salt

Rinse and drain your chickpeas and throw 'em in a bowl. Add your tomatoes and onions. Stir your remaining ingredients together in a separate bowl and pour over the chickpea mixture. Toss everything together. Chill in the fridge for a few hours and serve with warm slices of pita bread!

Ellen's Addictive Pumpkin Cookies

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:49:13 GMT

Pumpkin Cookies:

1 egg
1/2 cup butter, softened
1 cup white sugar
1 15 oz. can pumpkin
1 tsp. vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. cinnamon (at least that's what the recipe calls for. If you love cinnamon in pumpkin stuff you can use a little bit more cinnamon like I do.)
As many butterscotch chips as your little heart desires

Cream eggs and butter until light and fluffy
Add the sugar and pumpkin, mix well
Add vanilla, flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, and cinnamon. Mix well.
Stir in your buttah-scotch chips
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets
bake at 375 degrees for 12-14 minutes or until firm. If they start to brown on the tops, take them out of the oven.
Remove to wire rack to cool

I LOVE eating these with a hot cup of chai tea. NUM!!!

Ellen's Bread Bowl Spinach Dip

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:43:43 GMT

Bread Bowl Spinach Dip

1 package of frozen spinach, thawed and drained
1 cup of sour cream
1 cup of mayonnaise (NOT MIRACLE WHIP)
1 package of vegetable soup mix
1 can of water chestnuts, drained and chopped
1/2 chopped red onion

Squeeze the spinach with paper towels to remove the excess water. Mix all of your ingredients together in a bowl and chill it in the fridge a few hours before serving. I like to use a round loaf of pumpernickel bread to serve this in, but it's also great with tortilla or pita chips and chopped veggies.